Cyber Dragon Hacker — Y2K Matrix Vibes Tee

A neon green dragon emerging from cascading code like it's about to hack the mainframe and steal your girlfriend. This design is pure early 2000s internet fever dream — Matrix-style digital rain, Japanese characters, retro computer terminal aesthetics, and a mythical beast that definitely has root access.

Perfect for coders who think firewalls are just suggestions, anyone who peaked during the Napster era, or that friend who still insists they could've been a hacker if they'd "applied themselves." Also great for people who just really love dragons and green things.

Printed on soft organic cotton that's better for the planet than whatever's running on that terminal.